Eternal youth

A friend defends that if we could fall in love with permanent form, time and time again, the process of aging of our body would be delayed of considerable form. According to him, this is because whenever we fell in love the levels of our immunological system reach their better performance, simultaneously than our organism fortifies itself. Dangerous theory, in addition to very difficult to verify.

Tinieblas

«Para qué quiero la luz. Me sé la casa de memoria». Me dijo antes de desaparecer en la oscuridad.

Agnósticos

Teníamos apenas ocho años de edad. Un mal día la terrible noticia de la muerte de un hermano mayor de mi amigo nos sorprendió mientras jugábamos. Sin entender la dimensión emocional de aquella catástrofe, mi amigo alzó los ojos al cielo y preguntó: «¿Señor por qué has inventado la muerte?».

Wrinkles in the heart

My intention of amendment to newspaper is to write in this space a positive thought, a glad commentary, a happy, stimulating occurrence. To reflect one devises encouraging that it infects the reader of a sudden emotion and raise its dopamine levels. But there are some days that shrink the heart to you and are not possible.

Baggage

At the end of the trip we will not be almost naked, like the children of the sea, but while we walked they stick so many things to us to the skin.

Juegos de azar

El destino es quien baraja las cartas y las reparte. Tú juegas.

Inadvertencia

Ocurre, a veces, que reconoces a alguien en un cruce de miradas al igual que eres reconocido tú. En ese instante ni sabes cuándo de qué conoces a esa otra persona. Quienes entienden, dicen que la memoria es selectiva y que la ocupamos en aquello que nos resulta más esencial. Es decir que mis neuronas se encargan de olvidar detalles como el lugar, la hora, el contexto, pero no olvidan a la persona en sí.

Frenazo

Implicados en el vertiginoso ritmo que impone esta sociedad a nuestras vidas, a veces deberíamos frenar en seco. Sería para comprobar cómo la gravedad hace que el mundo gire sin nuestra ayuda. Un símil de aquella frase ácrata pintada en muchas paredes en la que se podía leer: «que se pare el mundo que me quiero bajar».

Humoradas

If a joke becomes on the feminine condition it calls "machista joke to him". If, on the contrary, it is on the man it denominates "sexista joke to him".

Reasoning

Rogelio crossed itself old a well-known one who after asking to him for its be in favor of health and spirit, as well as of the family and the work, ended up being interested in the binnacle that writes. - and how he is that he has given you to write this question now? After not finding accurate and unique an answer because many replaced fitted he recognized to him: "he is by a mnemonic question. I want to remember what I wrote every day of the year and to forget to me of which I did ".

Without words

Casimiro had madrugado and passed the day speech that speaks to you, in an inner monólogo. There was been single all the day while it listened to his thoughts without opening the mouth, but did not have the sensation of silence, but the one of to have spoken much. For that reason when it sounded the telephone, to that hour in which it puts the day his light of closing, as soon as it could maintain a conversation because it did not recognize that sound like his own voice.

Polígamos

Cada cierto tiempo los medios de comunicación suelen contar la biografía de algún hombre con una abundante vida amorosa que ha mantenido o mantiene relaciones afectivas con varias mujeres. La historia de la literatura está salpicada igualmente de estos personajes reales o ficticios.



Al parecer la necesidad de mantener el interés sexual depende, mucho más en el hombre que en la mujer, en hallar nuevas relaciones, incapaz de concentrar su atención sólo en el campo afectivo. En cambio en las mujeres es más extraño ver ejemplos como el citado. Interpretaciones del hecho debe haber para todos los gustos.

Frustrated vocation

I had to leave my vocation of humorist in a moment. In concrete it was the day that I watched myself in the mirror and I saw to a serious type that it did not do any grace to me.

Los suicidas van al cielo

Pancho se suicidó esta Navidad porque creía en otra vida. Lo encontraron colgado del limonero del patio de su casa. Días antes le había referido a unos amigos que el camino más recto hacia Dios era quitarse la vida y así lo hizo. Su planteamiento era de una lógica aplastante: «si los buenos van al cielo para gozar de la presencia de Dios y aquello es el Paraíso para qué seguir sufriendo en este perro mundo».

Bind

- you always pay attention to the same type of women.

- No, he is not that. To me I like all. The problem is in knowing to whom taste I.

- Clear and then the discardings come.

- No, one is to offer itself to see if there is demand. I have always had man vocation kleenex. An uncle to use and to throw.

Greater

Clear symptoms of change of state:

The first time that speaks to you of you.
If somebody is stopped in front of you, it salutes to you, speaks to you familiarly, it goes away and you do not know who is.
When they say to you if your fellow worker is your daughter.
If you need a change image.
When returning to a site where you used to pass it well and no longer she is the same.
Whenever you forget the name a person of certain interest that has presented/displayed to you. If, in spite of the persistence, you do not remember how that so good film was called.
When you begin to confuse the dates.
If your dreams are nightmares.
When you watch the mirror and you do not say either "I am so bad for the age that I have".
If you think "amanece that it is not little".

Finitud

El español Jorge Santayana precisó, según el gran alephista Jorge Luis Borges, que «vivir es perder tiempo: nada podemos recobrar o guardar sino bajo formas de eternidad». Borges concluyó que «la vida es demasiado pobre para no ser también inmortal». Dos versos de ‘Lamento por el sapo de Stanley Hook’ del poeta Juan Gelman advierten que «hay quien vive como si fuera inmortal/ otros se cuidan como si valieran la pena». Y Macedonio Luna, poeta teosófico, amparado en la concepción interior que del tiempo tenía San Agustín, expresó que la eternidad es un fluido anímico que dosifica el reloj biológico de la existencia.

The book of the Experience

Elsa has a certain fatality for the men. It looks for them of a style that does not go anything to him. It knows it but it insists because it says that it cannot resist to it. Its destiny of disasters repeats and, in appearance, it seems that it likes to suffer because beforehand it knows that it will be the one who puts more, that loves more. To Elsa a red pilotito ignites to him when it sees appear to his masculine prototype. As of that moment always it loses the head. Whenever it tells me a new disaster I decide the song Andalusian to me whom she affirms: "Er book of esperensia/ him sirbe to the man and ná;/ does not have ar finá sentencia;/ and nobody yega ar finá".

The soccer players prefer blondes

More than the fifty by the way of the women of the soccer players they are blond (two thirds of them thanks to the cosmetic one). Of this percentage seventy and the three by the way are spouses of the calls elite soccer players. Intrigued by the phenomenon I asked a day an even girl of a soccer player. "In the world of soccer you have arreglarte enough because the women of the soccer players usually we pay attention much to others", it explained to me.

The bad conscience

I think like Charles W. Dechand that the social evolution is possible if those conducts marginalize that parasitan or produce break in the communal property. I talk about to that the conscious group would have to be less permissible with picaresque conducts (to remember the amount of given individuals of loss by a simulated disease), aggressive, irrespetuosas or chulescas. Ours it is a society that allows the coexistence, in normality, of harmful elements to the colectivity, in front of which they isolate them or they estigmatizan them.